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A couple of people requested a listing of my #Big12ChristmasParty tweets, so I've compiled my most re-tweeted ones below. Follow me on twitter.

Mack Brown explains to the kids that Santa Claus and the Longhorn Network are both real. You just can't see them. #Big12ChristmasParty
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Blake Gideon got run over by a reindeer... and a halfback... and a wide receiver... then another halfback... #Big12ChristmasParty
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It's snowing! It's snowing! Wait, it's just Barry Switzer blowing cocaine at recruits again. #Big12ChristmasParty
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Things got awkward for whoever drew Mike Sherman in the Secret Santa #Big12ChristmasParty
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Everyone was excited to hear footsteps on the rooftop until they realized it was the SEC dancing on their grave. #Big12ChristmasParty
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They needed a big, empty space to store ornaments until the next #Big12ChristmasParty so they used Texas Tech's trophy case.
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Everyone agrees to downgrade to 10 Days of Christmas. #Big12ChristmasParty
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Santa Claus carries an impressive haul, but Brittney Griner has the biggest sack. #Big12ChristmasParty
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Oklahoma State could have played for the championship if they had Noel. #Big12ChristmasParty
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RG3 is dressed in swaddling clothes, asleep on the hay. #Big12ChristmasParty
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Deloss Dodds' ass is waiting under the mistletoe. #Big12ChristmasParty
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Following the season, Texas A&M is all out of gift wrap. #Big12ChristmasParty
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A Baylor crowd has gathered around the tree. Nevermind, it's a tarp to catch pine needles. #Big12ChristmasParty
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Everyone starts eating early because Texas A&M forgot to cover the spread again. #Big12ChristmasParty
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Everyone chipped in for food, but the Longhorns paid too much. Mack said, "It's okay, we don't need a quarter back." #Big12ChristmasParty
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Mack Brown receives a tube of Rembrandt toothpaste with a note from his wife: "Dreaming of a white Christmas" #Big12ChristmasParty
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Mike Sherman refuses to pass the green beans to the person sitting across from him. "I don't pass over the middle." #Big12ChristmasParty
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OU thought the Nightmare Before Christmas was a replay of Bedlam. #Big12ChristmasParty
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Another personal favorite came from @decadeplan
Somebody pass the sugar bowl…OSU can't reach it. #Big12ChristmasParty
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